Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Food During a Zombie Apocalypse - Day 1

So it's day one of the zombie apocalypse. All you need is a little common sense and a nerf blaster, right?

Not really.

How do you expect to eat? Where are you getting food from? Dining halls are death traps. As are any food selling locations.

Little known fact: Zombies only hunt between the hours of 7 a.m. and 7 p.m. Evolutionarily speaking, it doesn't make sense for them to try and hunt when there are times of little food. Kind of like how polar bears hibernate.

So how do you use this to your advantage? Avoid *becoming* zombie food by talking to a veteran human. Learn what "camping" and "building hopping" are and how to use them to your advantage.

Building Hopping - moving between one building and another without spending too much time outside to minimize zombie food possiblities.

Camping - staying in one building for long periods of time (sometimes till the zombies stop hunting for the day) to avoid exposure risk

Sack lunches are your FRIENDS. Those combined with camping work really really well!

I'll update this post again at the end of the day to tell any horror stories trying to get to class!


So I survived! Day one is done! I only shot 1 zombie, and only saw 2 where they could have gotten me. Stay tuned tomorrow for zombie cooking tips!

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